This Week in Fiction

Helen Simpson on Our Timeline on This Planet

海伦·辛普森谈我们在这颗星球上的时间线
The author discusses her story “Lub Dub Lub Dub Lub Dub.”
作者讨论她的短篇小说《Lub Dub Lub Dub Lub Dub》。
August 30, 2026
A photo of Helen Simpson in blue. The background has some cursive writing on a teal background.
Illustration by The New Yorker; Source photograph by Petina Gappah

This week’s story, “Lub Dub Lub Dub Lub Dub,” opens as two old friends, Tracey and Lois, meet for coffee in London on a hot May day. (“The air was already at blood heat outside,” you write.) They’re discussing Tracey’s new cooker and how much she dislikes using an electric stovetop. Did you always know that a conversation about stovetops would be the way into the story?

本周的小说《Lub Dub Lub Dub Lub Dub》开篇,两位老友特蕾西和洛伊丝在伦敦一个炎热的五月天相约喝咖啡。(你写道:“外面的空气已经热到了血温。”)她们在聊特蕾西的新灶具,以及她有多讨厌用电陶炉。你是否一开始就知道,一段关于灶台的对话会是进入这个故事的入口?

Absolutely not! I knew what I wanted to write about, but I had to wait for that surprise cooker nugget before I could get going. Climate change is such awkward, intractable subject matter. Statistics or moralizing or showing a polar bear in trouble won’t do, and the usual dystopian story is way too comfortable, as it dodges the present moment. Here, I had the ideal cover: two older women chatting about their cookers.

完全不是!我知道自己想写什么,但必须等到那个关于灶具的意外素材冒出来,才能动笔。气候变化是个如此棘手、难以处理的主题。列数据、说教,或者展示一只处境堪忧的北极熊,都不行;而常见的反乌托邦故事又太过安逸,因为它回避了当下。在这里,我有了一个理想的掩护:两个上了年纪的女人聊她们的灶具。

The story is as much about mortality as it is about stoves. Tracey, worried about her recently retired husband’s heart, is going to a CPR workshop, and Lois is on her way to visit her elderly mother. They’ve reached a time in life when the future is almost certainly going to be shorter than the past. How much does Tracey think about this?

这个故事既关乎炉灶,也同样关乎死亡。特蕾西担心刚退休的丈夫的心脏,正要去参加一个心肺复苏培训班;洛伊丝则要去看望年迈的母亲。她们已经到了人生的这样一个阶段:未来几乎注定比过去更短。特蕾西对这件事想得有多深?

“Every third thought” was what Prospero said when he retired! Tracey is clearly a seventeenth-century sort of girl, when they wrote particularly beautifully about mortality, as can be seen from the quotations that swim into her mind during the story. But Tracey has probably always thought about this. She knows things wear out eventually, including our bodies. She knows we live in time. And as for the future looking shorter than the past? That description equally well applies to our probable timeline on this planet, the way things are progressing.

“每三个念头里就有一个”——那是普洛斯彼罗退休时说的话!特蕾西显然是个十七世纪式的姑娘,那个时代的人写死亡写得格外优美,从故事中浮现在她脑海里的那些引文就能看出来。但特蕾西大概一直都在想这件事。她知道万物终会磨损,包括我们的身体。她知道我们活在时间之中。至于未来看起来比过去更短?这个描述同样适用于我们在这颗星球上可能剩下的时间线——照目前的发展态势来看。

CPR, it turns out, has a low rate of success. Do you think the workshop teacher ever despairs of the possible futility of her classes?

心肺复苏的成功率其实很低。你觉得培训班老师会不会对自己课程可能徒劳无功感到绝望?

Probably not. It’s never a bad thing to share the facts, and knowing about the low odds for successful resuscitation may mean less self-recriminating grief in future days for those who happen to be present at such a scene. Surely anybody would want to know they did what they could to help in such an emergency? During the pandemic, an American friend told me that COVID was known by the young ones in her circle as the “Boomer Remover”—a title which might actually prove more accurate for the world’s new silent assassin, extreme heat. We are in for a big increase in summer heart attacks, as many of these are brought on by preëxisting health conditions reacting to the shift in temperature. The CPR classes could even prove to be a profitable growth area for Weary.

大概不会。分享事实从来不是坏事,而且知道复苏成功的几率很低,也许能让那些碰巧在场的人日后少一些自我谴责的悲痛。在那种紧急情况下,谁不想知道自己已经尽力而为?疫情期间,一位美国朋友告诉我,她圈子里年轻人把新冠称为“婴儿潮清除器”——这个称号用在世界新的无声杀手——极端高温——身上,可能反而更准确。夏季心脏病发作将大幅增加,因为很多病例是原有健康问题对气温变化产生反应而诱发的。对维里来说,心肺复苏课甚至可能成为一个利润可观的增长领域。

Later that day, Tracey joins a real-estate agent, Ollie, to look at a flat. She and her husband are thinking about moving into a smaller space. “Downsize and Die,” Ollie says they call it in the office, before catching himself. For Tracey, this is a line to share with Lois. Would aging be a lot grimmer without an old friend like this?

那天晚些时候,特蕾西和房产中介奥利一起去看一套公寓。她和丈夫正在考虑搬进更小的房子。“缩小住房,然后等死。”奥利说这是他们办公室里的说法,说完才意识到失言。对特蕾西来说,这句话值得分享给洛伊丝。如果没有这样一位老友,衰老会不会残酷得多?

Oh, but surely friends are the flower of life all the way through! Having two or three people on the same wavelength is the ultimate luxury, whether you’re twenty-three or forty-six or ninety-two. Though you’re right—old friends become rarer as the big scythe starts to swish more frequently. And, while you can make new friends, by definition it’s impossible to make new old friends—so you lose your shared past as well.

哦,朋友本来就是贯穿一生的生命之花啊!有两三个同频的人,是终极的奢侈,无论你是二十三岁、四十六岁还是九十二岁。不过你说得对——当大镰刀开始挥动得越来越频繁,老朋友确实会变得越来越稀少。而且,虽然你可以结交新朋友,但从定义上说,你不可能交到“新的老朋友”——所以你失去的还有共同的过往。

The unusual thing about Tracey and Lois is that, as well as communicating via WhatsApp, they’ve actually managed to meet IRL and exchange an IRL hug.

特蕾西和洛伊丝的不寻常之处在于,除了通过WhatsApp联系,她们居然真的做到了线下见面,还交换了一个真实的拥抱。

In “Lub Dub Lub Dub Lub Dub,” it’s still only May, but London is roasting. The story reflects this year’s spring in London—and much of the U.K. has experienced heat wave after heat wave this summer. How much does the weather unsettle Tracey?

在《Lub Dub Lub Dub Lub Dub》里,还只是五月,伦敦已经热得发烫。这个故事反映了今年伦敦的春天——而英国大部分地区今年夏天经历了一波又一波热浪。天气在多大程度上让特蕾西感到不安?

The British Isles are famed for their cloud cover and drizzle, so we had somehow assumed the weather gods would stop at the Channel. We were wrong. Hardly anybody has air-con, or knows how to deal with the prolonged heat now that it’s here, and London feels like the hottest place in the country. Nurses are fainting on the wards, children are flopping onto their desks at school. It’s been the scariest summer of Tracey’s life.

不列颠群岛以多云和毛毛雨著称,所以我们曾想当然地以为天气之神会在英吉利海峡止步。我们错了。几乎没人有空调,也没人知道如何应对如今已经到来的持续高温,伦敦感觉像是全国最热的地方。护士在病房里晕倒,孩子们瘫倒在课桌上。这是特蕾西这辈子经历过的最可怕的夏天。

In 2009, we published your story “Diary of an Interesting Year,” which is set in the Britain of 2040, some time after, we’re told, “the Big Melt.” There’s food rationing, enforced car-sharing (until fuel is cancelled for civilian use), no internet, and it’s raining most of the time. It’s a dark, but often very funny, story about the aftermath of climate catastrophe. Seventeen years on, do you think about that story much? Does the vision of 2040 hold up?

2009年,我们发表过你的小说《有趣的一年日记》,故事设定在2040年的英国,在“大消融”之后的一段时间。那时有食物配给、强制拼车(直到民用燃油被取消)、没有互联网,而且大部分时间在下雨。那是一个关于气候灾难后果的黑暗但常常十分好笑的故事。十七年过去了,你会经常想起那个故事吗?2040年的那个想象还站得住脚吗?

Yes to both questions, unfortunately. I’d done a lot of climate-science reading and found it hard and depressing, but that was the only way then to be able to write with any convincing power toward “In-Flight Entertainment,” my 2010 story collection. With different stories I tried different ways into the subject: sales pitch, various love conflicts, death-on-a-plane in first class—and this dystopian black comedy. I set the story thirty years ahead, a time gap easy enough for the imagination to leap via younger friends or children or grandchildren: think of them at whatever age they’ll be in thirty years’ time.

很不幸,两个问题的答案都是肯定的。我当时读了很多气候科学方面的书,觉得艰深又压抑,但那是当时唯一能让我写出有说服力的作品、最终汇成2010年小说集《机上娱乐》的途径。我用不同的故事尝试了不同的切入方式:销售话术、各种爱情冲突、头等舱里的机上死亡——还有这部反乌托邦黑色喜剧。我把故事设定在三十年后,这个时间跨度很容易通过年轻的朋友、子女或孙辈来想象:想想他们三十年后会是什么年纪。

Yes, that was seventeen years ago, which leaves only fourteen years to the Big Melt of 2040. In Ian McEwan’s latest novel, “What We Can Know,” it’s 2042 when the Great Inundation floods the U.K.; I can’t have been too far off the mark. It’s not that improbable, 2040, even though it’s now so uncomfortably close. Yikes. ♦

是的,那是十七年前的事了,距离2040年的“大消融”只剩下十四年。在伊恩·麦克尤恩最新的小说《我们所能知道的》中,2042年“大洪水”淹没了英国;看来我的预测差得不算太远。2040年并非那么不可能,尽管它现在已经近得让人不安。哎呀。 ♦

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